Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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