their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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