yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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