theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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