What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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