Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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