My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
You can't motorboat a personality
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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