plz talk dirty to me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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