im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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