we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I just found puke in my bra..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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