He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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