Heybabeimwearingurpanties
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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