I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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