so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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