i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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