please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
BRING THE BAGELS
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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