It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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