hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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