I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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