And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i wish my penis had a tongue
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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