i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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