She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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