I didn't shave. On purpose
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
now i know why i became what i already was.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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