yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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