last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
