NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
there is glitter all over my balls
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