do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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