I just made out with a guy for $7.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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