My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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