went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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