just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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