TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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