If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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