you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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