sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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