Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
