I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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