i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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