that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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