Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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