Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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