Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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