So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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