Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I looked at my own cervix.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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