i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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