absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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