i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
we should paint friendship bongs
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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