I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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