shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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