Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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